I have no idea where you're going with this - but I'm sure enjoying the ride!
Just relax, put on your flip flops let the ocean breeze guide you to your destination. We all eventually surf waves whether we see them or not.
That reminds of interesting study that was conducted in "The Desperate Trader" Magazine. A sports illustrated swim suit model by the name of Britney Sparks was asked to spend a day with 3 different traders to see if a layman individual can learn to trade quickly and enjoy the process. Also out of curiosity, she was asked to pick one trader who she felt most attracted to you.
Ok, So our trades were:
Trade #1: Johnny Bravosa: Day trader, trading typical intraday charts 5 min,15min,1Hr.
Trade #2: Mr Singh: Long term trader, Weekly and Monthly charts
Trade #3: Mei Long: Intraday trader as well, but foremost an avid surfer
This is how our story unfolded:
Scene1 -Day with Johnny Bravosa & Britney J=Johnny B=Britney
B:"Hi Johnny I am here to spend the whole day with you and Super with Captial S excited!
J: "Yo B, thats great! Lets do this. Check out my Pecs see them mountains and valleys. Yeahh, oh oh time for my protein shake and morning workout.
(4 hours laters)
B: Hmm You have been gone a long time is everything ok.
J: Yea, You know today I worked out my quads Harrrd, checkout these bad boys out aaah! Just Flex it, thats my motto.
B: Aahh ok...Pause..well can you show me how to trade.
J: Sure sweet heart, let me bring up the charts (NY open, Johnny loads up a 15 min chart.
B: Nice chart, what do all those lines means. So pretty and colorful, hehehe!
J: Well, these are called moving averages I have 6 all together to make sure I always in win. Yea! I wait for top two to cross then the bottom two have to cross and finally the middle 2 have to cross above the top two and then the bottom two. Thats my signal, HahaHah.
B: This is very interesting, but kind of confusing. I feel lost, hehehe.
J: What do you mean LOST (a vein in Johnny head is now prominent). I will show how this work. Ok I have a signal to trade eur/usd long (Johnny counts the ma crosses), here I go: He buys. ( Johnny remembers its time to flex, and flexes his becips ) Market is at +2 pips, and then -2 pips, then small spike up to +7pips. I told you I win every time time HahaHa..1 second pause.. Market plummets - 80 pips. Wha Wha! just happened. Oh Sweet heart this never ever happens.
B: (Beautiful eyes wide open now, staring at the dollars loss) What do we do now?
J: Not to worry, Markets will come back. Like my biceps the market expands and contracts..Pause..Oh heck its time to workout. Do you want to feel my chest and becips before I head out?
B: Ahh..no thank you I have seen enough.
Lets see how traders #2 & #3 pan out with Britney.
Btw, We almost forgot. Discliamer: All characters and situations are fictional. Simply put, completely made up.
"3 2 1 time to break"
Note from Leo: Hopefully I am not offending anyone personally with this post above or breaking some kind of forum rule. 'Its all fun and games until someone gets hurts". Let me know, I'll delete this post, and will not continue this route.